A Prisoner!
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: Prince Charming- Adam And The Ants
Topic: Aimless Post



Evening,

I've been trapped at home most of today awaiting a parcel that the liars at TNT assured me would come today. It didn't. Bastards! Come the revolution I will have them all slain like dogs.

On a brighter note my captivity meant I got to see Nigella for the first time today. It is a very strange show but rather lovely all the same. I kept expecting Nigella to announce the next item to be a cute picture of a kitten in that wonderful, calm manner of hers. As you may have noticed I have something of a crush on Nigella.

Other than that bombshell I have nothing much to say, apart from a tit bit from this weeks Holy Moly mailout. You will no doubt have noticed the horrifying pictures at the top of this post but fear not there is an incredible explanation. Someone is selling the above skirt on eBay and believes that the above picture will help. Why in the name of all that is sacred and holy would anyone think that would help shift the skirt? I want clothes that flatter me not make me look like a portly middle aged woman. The politically correct feminist side of wants to applaud the woman for being so at ease in her own skin. The realist in me wouldn't want to see a mans flabby belly either so really it has nothing to do with feminism. The voyeuristic peeper in me just says for fucks sake put it away.

It's hard to believe that I actually enjoy my own company with that shoddy level of internal debate.


Cheerio