Celebrity inter-generational sex- It's the new cocaine!
Mood:  happy
Now Playing: Fried My little Brains-The Kills
Topic: Celebrity Kiddie Fiddlers
I really have tried not to say anything about Michael Jackson's present troubles. There are a number of reasons for this 1. It's being reported everywhere. 2. I am actually pretty disgusted at a child abuse trial being reported as celebrity entertainment fodder. Am I fuck! Yes like the rest of the public I am loving it.

On a positive note it might take a bit of heat off our poor wronged leader (Garry Glitter). That was a sham trial- he's innocent! I have a suspicion that it all dates back to little reported glam feud with a jealous Alvin Stardust. Following an altercation which had to be broken up by Slade's Noddy Holder an enraged Stardust was heard to vow I'll get you Glitter, there only room for one leader and it's gonna be me!

Then over twenty years later kiddie porn turns up on the leader's computer. Coincidence? Conspiracy more like. There is no evidence whatsoever to support the above assertions but they are facts.

Now while I'm on a famous kiddie fiddler roll- Jonathan King (backs to the wall kids!). I'll be frank here I think the man is an irritating prick with a taste for teenage flesh (quite unlike all those healthy, red-blooded fans of Britney Spears schoolgirl antics) but not a danger to the kiddies. The whole situation appears to be that King persuaded a gaggle of trainee rent boys to turn a few tricks in exchange for some free singles. Thats not kiddie fiddling, that's an ugly old toss making hay whilst the sun shines.

But I digress, the Jackson trial. I am obsessed, I can't get enough. And why am I so obsessed? I can't get the question of whether or not his cock is still black out of my head. It's bothered me for years. Does he have a cock? A man that surgery obsessed could have anything down there- a hat, his old face (grinning), a scale model of Disney world,a train set- who knows? He's certainly guarding something unusual with all that crotch grabbing. Still it's bound to come out at the trial.

FYI Top actor Rupert Everett once wrote a very funny book called 'The Hairdressers of St Tropez' in which a minor character had surgery to replace his very small white cock with a large black one- and it fell off!



Finally I have some questions.

What age was Pamela Des Barres when she started out as a groupie? Have the police had a quiet word with any of her conquests? I merely require information.