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energeticNow Playing: An Honest Mistake- The Bravery
Topic: Tony Bullshit
Phew! Tony Blair has announced that Britain is overrun with terrorists intent on killing us all. Taking into account Tony's past um lies this can only mean that we're safe as houses.
I have had rumours brought to my attention that our increasingly mental P.M is hen-pecked by his allegedly 'difficult and neurotic' wife and has a really miserable home life. It certainly explains his hobby of starting wars in an attempt to appear macho.
Tony Fact no.1- His nickname at Fettes was Emily.
Tony Fact no.2- When he was a member of Ugly Rumours he modeled himself after his idol Mick Jagger and managed to fool scores of stupid, upper-class gels into thinking he was a bit sexy and rock and roll. This meant that when the young Tony oozed up to a group of these gullible spunk buckets uttering his catchphrase 'Let's go Honies' they swooned and giggled rather than decking him and stamping on his slimy tory boy head.
So there we are Tony Blair life long big girls blouse and phoney.
Posted by Clairwil
at 7:35 PM GMT
