Mood: sad
Now Playing: Basement Kiss- Wendy James
Topic: Skint
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. My salary is now thirteen days overdue, I've gone through rage, despair and have now entered some sort of emotional vacuum whilst remaining utterly obsessed with the situation. As a result I cannot take in any other information, so for all I know the world could be due to end next Tuesday.
I have spent all evening swishing about the net getting free tarot, runes and numerology readings, frantically asking 'where is my salary?'. I can honestly state that the computer generated fortune telling software has been more helpful and sympathetic than any member of staff at the Co-operative Bank thus far. Never, ever open an account with those bastards.
My dearest wish is that when my wages turn up an enormous fireball rips through the bank's Balloon St headquarters and roasts to death everyone of the bastards. I hate them!
So until normal service is resumed please click here and hoot at some scam e-mails and the cheeky pranksters who string the scammers along with increasingly bonkers responses.
Posted by Clairwil
at 12:01 AM BST
Updated: 06/04/05 12:09 AM BST