Mood: energetic
Now Playing: Season Of The Witch-Donovan
Topic: A triumphant week
Evening,
I have been tormenting the staff at ITV about the butchering of the final episode of Footballers Wives with a series of increasingly threatening and mental e-mails.
The final episode was meant to be 90 minutes long but was cut to 60 minutes to make way for fucking Celebrity Cunt Island.
ITV denied it at first which made me incandescent with rage. I spent all yesterday evening on the trail of evidence to use against them. I am pleased to say that at around one in the morning I located details of the missing scenes and confronted them with it.
Here is their reply:
Thank you for your email.
The decision to shorten the episode to 60 minutes was made for scheduling reasons. I am sorry I am not able to provide any more
information than this.
A new series has been commissioned but it is unlikely to be broadcast
until 2006.
Duty Officer-AT
Sorry? Oh you fucking will be! I'm taking this all the way. ITV have pushed me too far.
Is it any wonder I haven't got round to writing to my MP about human rights abuses in Uzbekistan?
Cheerio.
Posted by Clairwil
at 10:46 PM BST