From Prostitution To Severed Heads As Footballs.
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Evening,

There I was swishing aimlessly around the internet only to have my faith in feminism restored by the International Prostitutes Collective. I close to tears of joy reading their Open Letter To The Womens Movement concerning the decision by certain feminists to spend International Womens Day protesting about lapdancing rather than attend an EPC organised anti-war protest. It's hard to imagine what goes on in the minds of anti-porn feminists. I expect their vision of the future is a headmistress type saying 'stop it' to human face forever.

Anyway the prostitutes of Soho are the new targets of the ongoing war on civil liberties and the secret plan to turn the whole of the British Isles into a soulless CCTV monitored shopping mall. Westminster council are threatening to compulsorily purchase any flat they identify as a brothel, turf the occupants out and redevelop the properties. Apart from from placing the women forced out on to the streets in greater danger from marauding lunatics, it's none of the authorities bloody business what people get up to in their own homes. Speaking of authority minding it's own business, the curtain twitchers can ram their fucking I-D cards up their arse.

I did think about organising a mass movement of people to bombard the government with several letters a day detailing every minute detail of their daily lives. After opening the 1000th letter along the lines of 'Dear Mr Blair, I got up at half eight today, which as you know is rather late for me...' they might be bored into minding their own business. I think the traditional forms of protest have become a bit predictable. Their tactic of boring the population out of any interest in politics has been highly successful so I think it might be worth a whirl. Any thoughts?

The staff in my mothers work were asked to take part in a trial of I-D cards and I'm sorry to bring you the entirely predictable news that there was no shortage of idiots signing up. And can you guess what they said to justify this act of treachery? Yes readers after three... 'If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear.' I want these people tarred and feathered, then publicly beheaded and their severed heads used as footballs. Then repaired and cryogenically frozen so that future generations can have the pleasure of torturing the fuckers.


Cheerio.