Mood: special
Now Playing: An Honest Mistake- The Bravery
Topic: Aimless Post
Evening,
I have been cheered up immensely by this evening's Popbitch. Tonight's revelations concern a son of Mohammed Al-Fayed's (presumably not Dodi) hosting orgies which are attended by several prominent MPs. How wildly exciting! I feel a tabloid scandal emerging.
I have also been passing the time playing with my new statistics tracker thing. It's a mine of information on you lot and your antics. Today I have had readers from Sweden, Morocco, Australia and boring old Britain. Sadly most of them appear to have arrived here looking for that ridiculous film of the tubby squaddies doing that Amarillo thing.
For the love of God people, the joke is over. It's no longer funny. Once you've spotted Shakey in the original video and marveled at the look of sheer joy on Shelly from Coronation St's face- thats it. Not funny anymore. So please let's not have another charity nude calender style one joke glut again.
Right I am now going to devote my full attention to Footballers Wives.
Cheerio
Posted by Clairwil
at 9:19 PM BST