Mood: sad
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Topic: Aimless Post
Evening,
After yesterdays minor panic you will be relieved to hear that everything is fine. Nobody has called me a cow. I'm just being spied on by giant insects, which doesn't really surprise me. It certainly explains the shocking state of my nerves. Anyway it would appear that Mr Pond is not hostile! Hurrah that's now two sites that link to me out of love or pity. You crazy guys, I knew you were all just pretending you didn't read my ramblings to see what I'd do next.
I was back at work today for the first time after my holiday. Irritating work colleague managed to send me into a fit of rage with his pointless wittering within about five minutes. For fucks sake the first day back after a holiday is always the pits, I fail to see how it can be improved by some rubber faced goon bouncing up to you saying 'glad to be back?' then laughing in your face with their vile stale pee breath. I endured his taunts in silence but I will have my revenge. I think I might ask him how his wife is (she, quite understandably left him recently) several times until he snaps and has another nervous breakdown. I have in my life, already driven one person to a drug induced mental collapse quite by accident, with a bit of effort I am confident I could add a suicide to my scorecard of spite.
Other than the above I've little to report. I'm still dying of loneliness. It's like a second adolescence. I can't say I'm enjoying it much. All I need now is a group of vacuous spunk buckets to befriend me then ostracise me for no apparent reason and I'll be fifteen again. I recently had a peep at Friends Reunited to see if any of the hateful scum I had the misfortune to be uneducated alongside were dead or in prison. Sadly no. More depressing still, some of them have given birth. Just what the world needs, more spiteful, ugly, mentally dead, spiritually empty, lower middle class children cluttering the place up. I bet the little runts all need inhalers constantly and have really annoying allergies.
As there are no laughs to be had here today why not swish off and do a bit of shopping here or even here.
Cheerio
Posted by Clairwil
at 10:01 PM BST