The Sight Of Property Prices Falling /A Big Fight.
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: Ode To Billie Joe- Bobbie Gentry
Topic: The Idiots.


Morning/Evening/Who Cares?

It was my intention to spend a quiet evening watching The Godfather but I was, as per usual, thwarted by idiocy. A big fight broke out, outside my little flat distracting me from the telly. Unfortunately I got caught hanging out the window to watch the fight. A big fat woman unwisely dressed in white shouted up 'What do you think you're looking at?' I replied 'local property prices falling' she didn't have a good answer. I am pleased to report that my comment attracted a few laughs from the assembled crowd whereas her retort of 'mind your own fucking business' went unnoticed. There was no appeasing her, I tried smiling and waving at her but that just seemed to make her angry. She kept shouting 'do you want to come down here and say that?' when all I'd done was wave. Clearly quite mad.

Anyway the fight was a bit rubbish. All that happened was a skinny boy alleged to be called Stuart swung his belt about a bit, then fell on his knees and started crying, whilst the rest of the audience held back a slightly bigger chap. Pathetic!


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