Now I'm Nearly Angry.
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: Caribou- The Pixies
Topic: Hiya




Evening,

I am working up to a state of homicidal fury regarding irritating work colleague. I hate him. I wish him dead. I wish his family dead. I want to dig his parents up and throw stones at them for giving birth to the cunt. The man is a walking advertisement for abortion.

This morning I arrived at work, went into the kitchen and started making tea and toast for my breakfast. Can you guess what he said? No? It was as follows; 'making toast?' Naturally I denied it. Later on I popped out for a fag. It was no good, he found me and said 'smoking?' which I denied with smoke billowing out my mouth. I am starting to dread work because of this man. He made some hilarious (only to him) quip, which I have managed to block from my mind, the other day. I responded by totally blanking him and making a phone call. He didn't stop talking. They have laws about sexual harassment, why not this form of torture?

His wife has kicked him out recently which has made him even more cheerful, fully confirming my suspicion that he is fucking his daughter. I've seen the way they speak to each other. It's disgusting! My father doesn't go about saying he loves me and touching me in public or in private, for that matter, but that freak and his daughter are like a pair of inbred newlyweds. This man is a pervert and no-one believes me! It's an outrage!

He has been forbidden to touch me. He put his hand on my shoulder once for reasons unclear to me. I responded by explaining that I could get my dad, my brother, my boyfriend and a selection of my junkie clients down to the work to 'have a word' with him, before I grass him up for harassment or he could remove his hand from my shoulder. He started wittering on about 'women nowadays' and seemed genuinely put out when I responded that I could think of no period in history when women would have welcomed him touching them.

On the bright side I received news of my pay rise today.


Cheerio.