Mail Order Brides, A Readers Gift and Jamie4U.
Mood:  happy
Now Playing: Sing Your Life- Morrissey
Topic: Hurrah!


After the pain, anguish and distress my ironically named Smile bank account has caused me, I am happy again.

As a result I can now offer my opinions on kind reader Danny's fanzine. It is entitled 'Ask the Kelvin' and reading it is rather like wandering around Glasgow chatting with a good friend. He also draws our attention to the strange phenomenon of trainers hanging off telephone and electricity lines and is as baffled as I am by it. This has prompted another of my blog campaigns. I would like all of you to either confess to having hung trainers from telephone lines or find one of the culprits. I require information on this most disturbing and mysterious of urban phenomena. I want to know why they do it, how they do it. The works.

Anyway to return to Danny's fanzine, if you want a copy e-mail him at this address ask_the_kelvin@hotmail.co.uk and send him 50p.

Jamie4U is on fine form (as ever) and poised to star in a movie. It is obviously a porno, but Jamie swishes on oblivious. Fantastic!


Sian meets a vicar, who clearly relishes her family misfortunes as much as I do.

Feeling lonely? Send away for a wife.

Anyway I'm off to get excited about Footballers Wives. The finest show on the box.

Cheerio