Scams and Peacocks.
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: L'America- The Doors
Topic: Aimless Post


I've nothing new to write about so I've placed two lovely pictures of some peacocks on the page for interest. I'm a huge fan of peacocks and would like some as pets, but only live in a small flat so alas it is impossible. One day....

Thankfully the Harris family have left Coronation St. I don't think I could stand another episode of Katy mad-eyed and gasping in a dressing gown. Also in tonight's episode Fred bought a large and ugly statue and later fell down a hole in Audrey's garden. Ah yes proper Corrie storylines. Bring back Jacks pigeons! I miss them terribly.

I'm still without my wages 12 days after paying them in so consequently still skint. Skint, but not desperate or stupid enough to fall for this.

ATTN:SIR/MADAM
GOOD DAY AND HAPPY MOMENTS OF THE DAY. ACTUALLY, I
REALLY KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE MAY COME TO YOU AS A
SURPRISE, BUT I HAVE TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO YOU THAT MY
MAIN FOCUS IS TO DO A BUSINESS WITH YOU .
MY NAME IS MR ALEX KING. I WORK WITH THE ECOBANK OF
ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE AS AN ACCOUNTANT. IN THE
DISCHARGE OF MY DUTY,I STUMBLED ON THIS DOMICILIARY
ACCOUNT WHICH HAS REMAINED DORMANT FOR THREE YEARS
NOW, WITH FIFTEEN MILLION UNITED STATESDOLLARS($15m)IN
IT.
I CONTACTED MY DIRECTOR AND WE SENT OUT STAFF FOR
ENQUIRIES AND DISCOVERED THAT THE ACCOUNT HOLDER DIED
IN A AUTO-CRASH WITH THE NEXT-OF-KIN. I AM WRITING TO
YOU SO THAT WE CAN WORK WITH YOU TO REMIT THE MONEY
INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AS THE NEXT OF KIN. IT IS
SIMPLE PROCESS WHICH WILL TAKE A SHORT WHILE TO
CONCLUDE. OUTSIDE OF THIS, THE BANK MANAGEMENT WILL
CONFISCATE THE MONEY BY THE END OF THIS YEAR.
IF I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL TELL YOU ALL YOU NEED TO
KNOW ABOUT THE MONEY AND HOW TO GO ABOUT TRANSFERRING
IT.
FOR MORE PRIVATE COMMUNICATION,I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU
THROUGH THIS ALTERNATIVE EMAIL
ADDRESS(alex02king@yahoo.co.uk)
THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU
FOR ASISTING ME.
BEST REGARDS,
ALEX KING.

Why do these people keep e-mailing me? Someone send him a virus for gods sake.

Cheerio

A Proper Post.
Mood:  blue
Now Playing: Fever-Pink Grease
Topic: Aimless Post


Evening,

Apologies for my earlier post. It was rubbish. All I can cite in my defence was the prospect of a Saturday afternoon trip to the cheque and pawn.

I am now back from the place of shame with a cool #88 in my pocket (interest #12) and will feast on Enchiladas for my tea. For the benefit of the rich folks reading, the cheque and pawn is filled with fearsome drug addled types trying to sell broken kettles and stolen jewelery. People not a million miles from those pictured on the front of the porno (pictured) which I stumbled across during one of my periodic internet trawls for amusing smut.

Prepare to be shocked. I am going to defend a celebrity from media attacks! I note from my squint at the tabloids whilst I was out purchasing my usual Saturday essentials that Micheal Douglas has treated himself to a face lift much to the amusement of the media. This is the same media who have been writing about how old and physically repellent he is ever since he married Catherine Zeta Jones. No jealousy there then. It's a bit sad he buckled and got a face lift. I personally would have started shagging my way round the teenage daughters of the journalists concerned, wearing nothing but an I am 60 badge, filmed it and sent it to them wrapped in a copy of my bank statement.

Anyway having been fair to someone I now feel a bit giddy. So I shall move on quickly. I have found another blog as funny as Sian's. This one is openly a spoof, whereas the jury is still out on Sian. Jamie4U is 19-years old, gay, breathtakingly cruel and stupid. He is also piss yourself hilarious.


Cheerio

All Hail Queen Camilla
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: Sheriff Fatman- Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Topic: Aimless Post


Very little to report regarding my own life. I can exclusively reveal that I'm being whisked off to a secret rural location my my parents and auntie on Good Friday for lunch. Beyond that nothing of note has occurred.

I am however delighted to report that Camilla Parker Bowles can in fact become Queen and Prince Charles has been lying to the nation. Or perhaps just shooting his mouth off without checking the facts (how uncharacteristic).

No wonder the current Queen is boycotting the wedding. She must be fizzing mad. Think of all the hard work and effort it took her to get where she is today from starting out as a humble princess and that old tart just fucks her way into the top job.

I note that MI5 are terrifying the nation once more with the news that the Real IRA (not the kiddy on one) are planning to attack. Can I suggest the forthcoming royal wedding as a possible target?
Or perhaps 10 Downing St? At least that way there would be no loss of innocent life.

Please feast your eyes on this charming picture of Tony and George. Is it just me or does Tony look like he's wanking George off under that flag? Oooh come on my nipples cowboy!Yuck.Yuck.Yuck.

Thats all for now. Off you go and read your stars.