Mood: crushed out
Now Playing: Is That All There Is?-Peggy Lee
Topic: Hiya
Evening,
I'm writing again through sheer boredom. Always a recipe for a bad post. The shocking secrets of Michael Jacksons bedroom either weren't revealed on the news or I'd nodded off. However we have discovered that his dining room contains up to five drunk children at a time.
Later in the evening I became very serious and watched The Government Inspector on Channel Four. A very sad drama indeed, the one moment of total hilarity being Tony Blair strumming on his electric guitar whilst talking to Alistair Campbell on the phone. I can just imagine that wanker Blair doing that. I bet he wears a backwards baseball hat and raps when his teenage son's pals come round just to show how hip he is. Although it may have been better if Blair had pursued a career in music. I have no doubt a Blair music career would be nothing short of a toe curling embarrassment- imagine Cliff Richard masquerading as Keith Richards. No don't it's too awful. But all that aside at least he couldn't' have invaded Iraq- and if he had you'd have to admire any rock star capable of starting a war.
Beverley pissing Knight! She has just appeared on TV to explain that young single women regard politics as an older mans game and only care about single issues. This is a live action post! She has now just revealed that when shes y'know um talking with her uh girlfriends and someone mentions a y'know political like issue they all think of old men. That must be interesting.
Q- What do you think of Britain's entry into the Euro?
A- I'll let you know when I stop thinking about J.R Hartley from the old Yellow Pages advert.
Oh dear. Would it surprise you to learn I am not amused? Who the fuck appointed her as spokesbird? She is claiming to speak for young single women with no children. Perhaps she does? In which case I can now reveal that young single women with no children are empty headed muppets with all the personality of a regional TV newsreader. The voice of young women! What effrontery Ms Knight!
Righty ho I'm off now to look at the fiver I found under the couch.
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Posted by Clairwil
at 11:55 PM GMT
Updated: 19/03/05 1:31 PM GMT