The Pill Works!
Mood:  blue
Now Playing: Cat On The Wall-PJ Harvey
Topic: Alone, Alone, Alone




Evening,

I see a new study has found that the pill ruins your sex drive forever. Sadly I can't say I've noticed. Let's face it there anything more inconvenient and certain to cause shame and public humiliation than one's sex drive. Sexual desire has caused me nothing but trouble since I was about ten. My entire adolescence was spent trailing after spotty wasters in the hope of a jump and only the other day I lost my footing on a piece of gym equipment mesmerised by some goddess wearing very little and doing stretching exercises. I am sorry to report that she didn't so much as glance my way or suddenly realise she was destined to spend the next hour of her life with me. The stuck up cow!

Anyway The Daily Mail were predictably gloating in their coverage of the latest pill scare. They love nothing more than a health scare affecting women so that they can terrify their readership of rancid boilers. A very clever gentleman once told me that The Daily Mail is the best selling newspaper amongst women. If a man said to me that the majority of women were neurotic, hysterical and pig shit thick I'd deck him but judging by their actions it's hard to draw any other conclusion.

Life in the third gender is a lonely business.


Cheerio.