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Today I overheard two people talking about a male hairdresser they'd met earlier in the day. One asked if the female the hairdresser was with was his girlfriend. The other responded by laughing herself silly.
Oh dear, they are clearly under the misguided impression that all male hairdressers are gay.
I know from painful experience that this is not true. Some years ago, during a drunken night out I spent forty-five fiasco filled minutes trying to fend off the amorous advances of a priapic primper.
Honestly it was a nightmare. I feel lucky to be alive.
Anyway I've nothing else to report so I'm off to sit on my settee.