Accidental Comedy Gold
Mood:  surprised
Topic: Andrea Dworkin



Good evening,

I got home this evening to find the phone ringing and made the mistake of answering it. It was my boyfriend canceling me for tomorrow evening. I have never been so furious in all my life. He's had his last blow job from me until at least next April.


Anyway moving on, I was looking at my blog stats this evening and noticed that someone had arrived at this blog looking for Andrea Dworkin in Google Images. 'That's queer' I thought. 'I like my readers why would I put a picture of that grotesque creature on my blog? It simply isn't the sort of thing I do.' I put all of my technical know how to use and clicked the link, only to be confronted with 'Ass In Car' by Richard Kern. It would appear that in a moment of absent mindedness or divinely inspired mischief I'd saved the picture under the subject of my post rather than it's rightful title. Oh dear!

Those of you have been reading long enough to know how my mind works will know what's coming next. I am issuing my fellow bloggers a challenge. Just for fun let us see how many inappropriate images we can get into Google for Andrea Dworkin. Just imagine, in years to come frisky adolescents could be keying 'Andrea Dworkin' into search engines whilst looking for smut. The gauntlet has been thrown down, you know what to do next.

Cheerio

Woo Hoo Let's Get The Porn Out!
Mood:  happy
Now Playing: All These Things That I've Done-The Killers
Topic: Andrea Dworkin


Someone mentioned to me earlier in the week that hilarious feminist stereotype Andrea Dworkin had died. I just assumed they were making it up for a laugh and forgot about it, but it's true. I'm not sure what the cause of death was but I feel fairly certain it wasn't laughter.

What many people failed to notice about Dworkin is that like most people with no sense of humour she was a fine source of unwitting comedy. Her belief that that the penis was a 'symbol of terror' tickles my funny bone with it's blend of comedy and unhinged hysteria. 'Dead men don't rape' is let's face it, another belter and unusually for Ms Dworkin factually correct. Although, given her weak grasp of reality, I'm amazed she never tried to pin the odd sex crime on a male corpse.

Her death, however opens up the possibility that one day women can admit to being feminists without everyone thinking they are a hysterical boiler and dismissing everything they have to say on the subject accordingly.

In my own touching tribute to a fellow sister I think I shall spend the evening naked skim reading the Marquis de Sade with one eye and watching Debbie Does Dallas with the other. I am also certain that tonight's blog picture 'Ass in Car' by the lovely Richard Kern would have got a strong reaction from old Andrea. It also seems an appropriate image in that it sums up my feelings for her ideas in many ways.


Cheerio


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