Clairwil

09/09/05

Robin, Reveal Youself This Instant.
Mood:

caffeinated
Now Playing: Hurt-Johnny Cash
Topic: Hurrah!
Evening/Morning/God Knows,

Having consumed rather a lot tea this evening I find myself unable to sleep. I'll regret that tomorrow/today. Unlike last might when I had a dirty big man to play with I am alone and now turn to you, my merry band of readers for amusement.

As I have stated on numerous occasions on this blog I am obsessed to the point of insanity with hits so I was very pleased to see a new referrer on my stats thing. The new link is on this blog, which is entitled 'These Moments'which is written by some fellow who reckons his name is Alan and is naturally of a very high standard. I'm particularly amused at the fine company I'm in on Alan's blog. One minute he's quoting Satre, the next he's referring people to my blog. I can't help feeling people might be disappointed, although everyone, no matter how clever, secretly loves a glance at The Sun, so perhaps I'll amuse them in a similar way. Anyway apparently Alan was acting under the instructions of a fellow known only as 'Robin' when he added the link. Who is Robin?
Why has he recommended me? It's all very mysterious and as such I must request, nay command, that Robin reveal himself.

Cheerio

Posted by Clairwil at 2:15 AM BST

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09/09/05 - 6:09 PM BST

Dear Clairwil,

It is I, Robin.
My friend Alan suggested that "If I were you I'd snap a quick full-frontal of yourself in wellingtons,
fishnets & gas-mask and bang a jpeg off to her asap." So he's not of THAT high a standard. Actually I think you and Alan have a lot in common - you're both really soppy sentimentalists. He hides behind his intellect and you behind bombast and bad language.

I am known to you. I googled myself a few months ago and turned up on your blog! I think you were quite rude, but I'm sure you didn't really MEAN it.

I've been a fan ever since and always read your blog before I turn to The Guardian.

Robin

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10/09/05 - 9:54 PM BST

Name: Clairwil
Home Page: https://clairwil.tripod.com/clairwil

Hello, I am distressed to hear that I was quite rude to you on my blog. I'm sure I didn't mean it and if i did I have now recanted. I'm intrigued though because I have no recollection of being 'quite rude' to a Robin. Can you supply further details?

I'm afraid you're right I am a soppy senimentalist but don't tell anyone.

Still must dash I'm off to snap a quick full frontal of myself to send to your friend Alan.

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15/09/05 - 1:41 PM BST

Name: alan

thanks for that photo. apart from robin i can't think of anyone who looks better in a pair of fluffy pink baffies and a see-thru orange nightie.

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15/09/05 - 7:47 PM BST

Name: Clairwil
Home Page: https://clairwil.tripod.com/clairwil

What photo? Good God man. Have you taken leave of your senses?

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15/09/05 - 7:50 PM BST

Name: Clairwil
Home Page: https://clairwil.tripod.com/clairwil

In other words, keep it quiet otherwise they'll all want one.