Clairwil

31/08/05

A Celebrity Love Match Quiz Produces Bizarre Results!
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Hello,

There I was in an idle moment footering with the interweb when I chanced upon a celebrity love match quiz, so with a celebrity threesome in mind I answered the questions. Apparently my ideal celebrity shag pals are Jordan and Pete Doherty. It is hard to know what to say really. I could tolerate Jordan if she didn't speak but her voice is so boring I think I'd end up strangling her. As for poor old human train wreck Pete, where do I start?

Anyway to find your ideal woman click here and for your ideal man click here.

Cheerio

Posted by Clairwil at 4:12 PM BST

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31/08/05 - 7:36 PM BST

Name: Ewen

Apparently i'm just itching to give Jennifer Aniston one. Can't tell you how good it makes me feel to think that I lust after that anodyne mare.

Oh, and I got poor wee Pete in the male questionaire. Bless 'im, we could take turns babysitting him, changing his nappies and cleaning his collections of crack pipes.

Or maybe not.............

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31/08/05 - 9:30 PM BST

Name: Clairwil
Home Page: https://clairwil.tripod.com/clairwil

Aw wee Pete! I hope everyone doesn't get him, the inevitable gang rape would kill the wee lamb. Jennifer Aniston that's bad luck, still you can have a shot of my Jordan while Pete and I are being photographed for Hello.

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31/08/05 - 10:09 PM BST

Name: Ewen

Thing is, I asked for someone smallish with big tits and a big arse and what do I get? A waifish celebrity cuckold with no discernable personality. Even if Jordan drove you mental, you could at least marvel at her astonishing physical prescence.

So yeah, pass her on when yr finished.

bye!

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31/08/05 - 11:37 PM BST

Name: Clairwil
Home Page: https://clairwil.tripod.com/clairwil

Mr Alisdair got Jordan as well. Being an incurable hetrosexual he didnt do the 'male' quiz, so it looks like it's just you and me at the Pete Docherty gang bang. Should we invite Kate Moss, even if it is just to raid her wardrobe?

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01/09/05 - 12:12 AM BST

Name: Ewen

Sounds like fun to me..............

Have to say, wouldnt mind raiding Mr D's wardrobe. Stylish, if rather fucked up young man.

Give my regards to Mr Alisdair

Ewen

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05/09/05 - 12:25 AM BST

Name: Steve
Home Page: http://drfeelgoodsteve.blogspot.com

I like to consider myself an 'incurable heterosexual' too, but I also did the man-quiz. Apparently, I should be with Pierce Brosnan. Well, I would like a sports car.

More interestingly, I got Jordan too. I asked for a lady with a big arse, and I got Jordan. I'm not gruntled.

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