Abi Titmuss BreastFeeding
Mood:  incredulous
Now Playing: God Save The Queen- The Sex Pistols
Topic: Trivia



Evening,

I've been playing with my statistics tracker thing and can't help but notice scores of people have been lured here in search of classy lady Miss Titmuss. However I'm faintly alarmed by the person who came here searching for 'Abi Titmuss Breastfeeding'. I didn't know she was lactating. I can only conclude they were searching for the one thing Miss Titmuss hasn't done. Anyway I feel all that one handed typing should be rewarded so I shall place a picture of the Titmuss at the top of this post.


Other than that I've little to report. I have a giant blister on my heel which is causing me to hobble. I was a fine Glasgow sight the other day limping up the road in a pair of trackie bottoms on my way back from the gym. So if any of the less tolerant amongst you were enraged by the sight of a junkie bird/ benefit cheat limping up the Saltmarket in a 'market' knock off Juicy Couture trackie, top of thong exposed to the elements you may be relived to hear it was only little me in ill fitting trainers.

I should also point out I haven't gone ned/chav although I am thinking of buying a sovereign ring because I've always wanted one.But to return to the point I'm not in the habit of wearing sportswear in public or private but take the view that sportswear is acceptable for sporting activities (sex excepted). I am, however always very irritated by the way sporting celebrities turn up to award ceremonies in tracksuits. Do plumbers go to dinner dances in overalls? No they don't. Athletes
stop being so stingy and buy a fucking dress.


Cheerio