The World Goes Mad In My Absence.
Mood:  incredulous
Now Playing: Hollywood-Madonna
Topic: Baffled
Evening,

As I mentioned earlier I nipped out to the pictures to see Kingdom of Heaven. It was quite enjoyable as it goes although I'm led to understand a stranger to historical accuracy. I'm afraid I don't know enough about that period of history to offer an opinion here. I have to say I thought that the fellow playing Saladin was fantastic and his performance and costume was worth the price of admission alone.

However it seems to have made some people very angry indeed. Apparently it is anti-American and promotes paganism and homosexuality in toddlers. I have to say I didn't get that from it at all but then I'm only Scottish and a wicked liberal so what do I know? Perhaps one of my readers from THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING COUNTRY IN THE GODDAMN WORLD!!!! could enlighten me if they get a minute.

Anyway that's not the most alarming event of the day. I came home to find a man on all fours crawling about outside my close screaming 'ya dirty fucking orange bastards' at the top of his voice. I should point out that there was no-one else there. I was tempted to shout 'I'm not a Rangers fan, I'm just big-boned' at him but I thought it best not to provoke him. A Google news search reveals that Celtic were beaten by Motherwell today which means, I believe that Rangers have won the league or something on goal difference. I can understand why they are upset but they're all carrying on outside like half their family have been struck by lightening. A bit of perspective please! I was gutted when Johnny Cash died but I didn't go running about shouting abuse at innocent members of
the public or vandalising bus shelters.


Anyway I intend to remain indoors until calm is restored.


Cheerio