Celebrity Love Island. Why?
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: Portland Oregon- Loretta Lynn
Topic: Trivia



Evening,

How excited am I? It has been brought to my attention that we, the viewing public are about to be treated to a new and exciting celebrity reality show. On ITV -classy! It is to be called 'Celebrity Love Island' and involves a load of celebrities stranded somewhere being filmed by a production company who desperately want them to fuck each other. Live! For our amusement!

As you can imagine there is some serious talent involved in this production. Rebecca Loos, Abi Titmuss, Fran Cosgrove, Calum Best, Jayne Middlemiss, Michael Greco, Judi Shekoni and Lee Sharpe have all signed up. Imagine it Abi Titmuss, Rebecca Loos and Michael Greco on the same show! At the same time! Truly we have entered TV's golden age.

Still it should be informative, I just cannot imagine a star of the calibre of Abi Titmuss making a sexual exhibition of herself on camera. No way!
For fucks sake her tawdry 'oooh John she's licking my arse' antics have been floating about the internet for ages. What more is there left to see?

I'm most unimpressed. I vow to you my loyal readers that when I'm a celebrity I shall restrict my self to the odd appearance on 'Call My Bluff' and will never be seen simulating sex with grubs on 'Celebrity Jungle Porn Challenge' with Lynn Perrie and Howard from the Halifax adverts.

On to more distressing news. If you were reading last week you may be aware that I have stopped drinking. Since then I have developed a giant boil on my chin. Is this normal?

Cheerio.