I Have Finally Found My Calling in Life.
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: Career Opportunities- The Clash
Topic: I feel quite giddy.



Afternoon,

There I was one eye open reclining on my couch watching a heated debate about 'chavs' on Heaven and Earth on BBC2 this morning, the last thing I was expecting was to find my calling in life, but that's exactly what happened.

Following the 'chav' debate which can be summarised as 'they're idiots' 'no they're not' 'well they are but it's not their fault', the presenters decided to have a look at the morning papers and that's when I found my vocation. Remember people, you read it here first. I am pleased to announce that for the meagre sum of #25,000 per annum I will be delighted to accept a position as a 'thinker' for any individual or organisation that requires one.

Apparently Bristol City Council have employed pretentious arse Pat Kane formerly of Hue and Cry as the city's official thinker. Click here if you don't believe me. Don't be fooled by the drivel on this blog. I am clever. I can think. I have plans in my head for the secularisation of the Scottish education system, environmentally friendly, socially affordable housing, reform of the asylum system and all sorts of clever, important stuff. I'm a one woman manifesto, ready to seize power at a moments notice, should the people request it. I love thinking, I'd be a great thinker. All I'd need in addition to the aforementioned modest salary would be my own office with a nice view. That's it. No support staff, no red carpet, no selection of small animals to play with. Just my own office and #25,000 a year. I'm a bargain.

Interested parties can contact me at the e-mail address in my profile or leave their details in the comments bit below. Those of you who came for laughs and have been disappointed can click here and laugh at pictures from Geri Halliwell's new video.


Cheerio.