Now Playing: Frustration-Soft Cell
Topic: They're Trying to Kill Us
Yes thats it. The evil 'they' who control everything are finally trying to kill us all. O god rescue us from deceitful and wicked men. Yes readers we are in the midst of a brand new BSE style food scare. Everything is poisoned with cancer causing Sudan1. Run to the hills! Go Anorexic!
One of the brighter aspects of this unfortunate business is that I can now taunt non-smokers with their imminent cancer. Ha Ha all that non-smoking and self denial and your still going to die! Painfully!
My My isn't Courtney love looking fat these days. I saw a picture of her on the front of one of those celebrity idiot rags, bingo wings flapping in the breeze. At first I thought it was a sneak preview of some sort of fly on the wall peasant sneerumentary set on one of the more alarming council schemes. And to think Courtney Love once had a trust fund.
Righty ho I'm off to guzzle some sudan1 laced chips then get drunk and fight someone.