My Dull Festive Season.
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Michael-Franz Ferdinand
Topic: Band Aid
I regret to inform my millions of avid readers that I have no scandal to report from the office party. Even the office paedo behaved. I have little evidence for calling this man a paedo, but plenty to suggest he his a sex pest and rapist. According to my work colleagues he has a 'heart of gold'. Hmmmm that is as maybe, but it's not impossible that the rapist-murderer loves the defiled corpse.

Moving on. I was forced to undergo the annual horror that is Christmas shopping today. I left the house at 11am and couldn't get home until three. Needless to say the twits hampered my journey.I did have the good fortune to witness the Band Aid video today. The moment when the overpaid pop stars turn to the video screens showing scenes of starvation, blinking back tears and looking solemn is priceless.

I see that number six on my all time favorite people list ie Tommy Sheridan was excluded from the SSP night out at Arta. Well all I can say is that Rosie and pals should enjoy the money and good hols while they last as their petty puritanical behaviour is likely to get them sacked come the next election.

I will now retire to the bed with a much loved Jackie Collins book. I would like it to be known at this point that my favourite book of all time is Against Nature by Huysmans, so I'm not a total plank. I just have periodic philistine moments.

I have also just discovered that my spellcheck is a yank. It's hard to know what to say.