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02/06/05
ITV Cave In!
Mood:  energetic
Now Playing: Season Of The Witch-Donovan
Topic: A triumphant week




Evening,

I have been tormenting the staff at ITV about the butchering of the final episode of Footballers Wives with a series of increasingly threatening and mental e-mails.

The final episode was meant to be 90 minutes long but was cut to 60 minutes to make way for fucking Celebrity Cunt Island.

ITV denied it at first which made me incandescent with rage. I spent all yesterday evening on the trail of evidence to use against them. I am pleased to say that at around one in the morning I located details of the missing scenes and confronted them with it.

Here is their reply:

Thank you for your email.

The decision to shorten the episode to 60 minutes was made for scheduling reasons. I am sorry I am not able to provide any more
information than this.

A new series has been commissioned but it is unlikely to be broadcast
until 2006.

Duty Officer-AT

Sorry? Oh you fucking will be! I'm taking this all the way. ITV have pushed me too far.

Is it any wonder I haven't got round to writing to my MP about human rights abuses in Uzbekistan?


Cheerio.

Posted by Clairwil at 10:46 PM BST
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10/12/04
A very good week.
Mood:  happy
Now Playing: This is a Test-Wendy James
Topic: A triumphant week
It is not often I have cause to say I am happy but this week has been a belter. I had a very nice meal at La Tasca on Wednesday with someone whose identity I am unable to reveal, not because any of you would have heard of them but because they are mad and paranoid.
I was representing a fellow at a benefit tribunal today and won which cheered up everyone concerned up no end.
Then to my enormous surprise I received an e-mail from Tommy Sheridan. I had e-mailed him some time ago about recent unfortunate events and hadn't really expected a response. He assures me that he will expose the NOTW for the lying bastards they are. I should point out that he typed bastards as b......s. I am now more certain than ever that he is innocent -a man who can't even swear properly via e-mail is incapable of attending an orgy.

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Updated: 10/12/04 10:48 PM GMT
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