Mood: irritated
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Topic: Skint
Good Evening,
It has been a day tinged with joy and sorrow. Lets get the sorrow out the road so I can send you on your way with a spring in your step.
For the third time in six months my bank have misplaced my salary cheque. I contacted them via secure messaging and got a cheeky reply from a prick called Ben. Would it surprise you to learn my reply resembled one of my more unhinged posts? They haven't replied. I am currently plotting one of my campaigns to defeat the Co-operative bank once and for all. I'll keep you posted.
I spent the evening snoozing, but woke up in time to see the fantastic Footballers Wives. A joy! There will be heads on poles over the final scene with the baby and the dog though! Even I was shocked. And very,very amused.
Watching Question Time later I was again very, very amused to see Margaret Hodge stating with a straight face that George Galloway had incited Iraqi troops to attack British Forces. Personally I would have thought the arrival of British troops on Iraqi soil with the intention of starting a war was something of an incitement to attack. Or have I missed something?
On the subject of Question Time you will be delighted to hear that I once, in my only TV appearance thus far, appeared on Question Time. No doubt my remarkable and innovative contribution to the nations political debate will be discussed in the TV history books of the future. It is, after all the only time I can recall where the words 'David Blunkett' left my mouth without me losing my temper.
Those of you who feel alone in a godless and uncaring world should give thanks to avid reader and gifted comedian Mr Doyle for drawing our attention to this truly remarkable Japanese innovation.
Blog pet Danny has put you all to shame and sent me a gift through the post. It is a copy of his fanzine. I shall read it shortly and if it's any good, I'll let you know.
Oh and finally this weeks Popbitch advises that there is further tabloid scandal to come out about that damning indictment of the British education system David Beckham. Apparently Victoria is so traumatised she has lost weight. The woman is already a sinister pouting skull on a stick, how the fuck can she lose more weight? Remove a kidney? The mind boggles.
Cheerio
Posted by Clairwil
at 10:47 PM GMT
Updated: 01/04/05 9:23 PM GMT