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Topic: Baffled
Good Afternoon,
Please wolf whistle at the new look. Are we sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin.
I'm off work this week and have seen daytime TV for the first time in a while. There I was doing a bit of housework, TV on in the background when the voice over starts rattling on about gay porn. I don't mind admitting my hair stood on end. Is it legal to even admit to the existence of gay porn on BBC1 at 9:30 am yes AM! not post watershed?
But it gets better or worse depending on your viewpoint. We were then introduced to internet porn star Juicy Jo.Thats when I suspected I was the victim of an elaborate hoax. Juicy Jo travels the British Isles and gets gang banged by up to twenty chaps at a time for a living. So BBC 1 at 9:30 am gay porn, gang bangs and prostitution.
I don't wish to sound like the late Mary Whitehouse but I can't help but feel that was a really inappropriate piece of scheduling. What next a celebrity fisting league on GMTV? Live bestiality on CBeebies? Watersports on Saturday Kitchen?
Then it was on to This Morning with Fern and Phil for Lion Therapy. From what I could gather Lion Therapy involves a woman with the voice of Jade Goody persuading you to crawl about roaring like a lion in order to relieve stress.
And now Royal News! Yes Prince William and Mad Harry have got a new private secretary called Mr Lowther-Pinkerton. That in itself is funny enough but it gets better. Mr Lowther-Pinkerton is ex-SAS.
A retired hired killer mentoring a spoilt cokehead- I forsee disaster.
Posted by Clairwil
at 1:11 PM GMT
Updated: 03/03/05 1:23 PM GMT