The King Of Chavs
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: Come On-The Rolling Stones
Topic: Here is the News

Evening,

I see the ruler of all the Chavs has had an ASBO slapped on him. Lets hope this doesen't lead a mass rebellion by the Chavs. I don't think my nerves could stand it.

I am of course referring to 'lotto lout' Michael Carroll. I must say I thought it was hilarious when he won the lottery and the press started demanding that 'something should be done'. It was as if everyone took leave of their senses. It's a lottery for fucks sake not a prize for good behaviour! I took particular delight in winding up the old trouts in my previous work about it, as they sat vinegar faced tutting into their tabloids.

I'm in two minds about Anti Social Behaviour Orders. On the one hand I think it's entirely fair that anti social morons have their rights curtailed but many of these orders seem to be for totally ridiculous offences. According to the Five news earlier this evening a women was given an ASBO for answering the door in her underwear which strikes me as something of an overreaction. I'm also not altogether convinced that they work. If I were in charge I'd lock the anti social little fuckers up in a special university until they'd passed a degree in Humanities at a 2:1 or above. My solution kills two birds with one very large stone in that it keeps them off the streets and tackles their monstrous stupidity.

Cheerio