Franz Ferdinand Are A Bunch Of Middle Class Fucks!
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: Sunset Strip-Courtney Love
Topic: The Idiots.


Evening,

Fasten your seat belts after weeks of relative peace on this blog I'm angry again. Fucking homicidal!

Against the advice of a very clever friend of mine I was briefly a casual fan of Franz Ferdinand, even bought some of their records. I overlooked the fact that the main one Kapranos or whatever he's called lies about his age like a stupid, delusional middle aged woman. I even overlooked the fact that an interview with them was as about as interesting and enjoyable as mild rain on a Sunday morning. In short I did my best. As the above clearly demonstrates I am a tolerant woman.

Once again in my short life my almost Dianaesque kindness has been hurled back in my face, my tolerance trampled on, my patience pushed beyond endurance.

At this point you may be wondering what the bank clerks of rock could possibly have done to rile me?
Well if we're all sitting comfortably then I'll begin. The purveyors of highly derivative indie rock have unveiled a new song about one Robert Anderson entitled Robert Anderson is Christ. They claim he is a very nice but misunderstood chap and that old chestnut a 'Glasgow character'. That is one view. One that could only be held by a shower of middle class fucks who think hanging about a disgusting, stinking junkie thief of the lowest sort is a little bit glamorous and oooh! a wee bit dangerous.

Glasgow character Robert Anderson is described by some cunt conceived in the back of a Volvo on the Franz Ferdinand forum as a 'Robin Hood' character. Jesus Christ he is an unremarkable junkie shoplifter who in a noble act of wealth redistribution robbed blind a very good friend of mine who is lucky to make fifty quid a week from their small and ailing business. In other words he is a typical junkie who thinks the rest of the world should pay for their habit. I realise that someone addicted to a drug that causes them to shit their pants in front of their mates is likely to lack self respect but there are lines no decent person crosses. If you are desperate enough to shoplift go and rob Tesco they can afford it, robbing the poor is the act of a scumbag and middle class vermin idealizing it is sheer evil.

If Franz Ferdinand really find junkie lowlife so exciting I suggest they go and rent a flat in one of the many previously respectable Glasgow housing schemes made dangerous and uninhabitable by junkie scum like Robert Anderson. I suspect that after the third burglary they might start to change their perspective somewhat and we could enjoy cheering on the local neds as they tore the repellent, junkie loving toffs limb from over privileged limb.

Stupid people annoy me, but people who should know better make me fucking furious. People let's teach these fucking idiots a lesson. Thieves, junkies, muggers of the world unite! The mission should you choose to accept it is to steal as much as possible from any member of Franz Ferdinand, this can include anything from illicit downloading to street crime. As for Robert Anderson I suggest we have a whip round to buy him sufficient smack to end his worthless junkie life.

I'm now off to pose as an outraged Christian to e-mail various right wing Christian groups about the deep offence the above song has caused me.


Cheerio.