Mood: not sure
Topic: I'm on Holiday!
Today I'm off to lovely Prague and whilst I like to post regularly I'm not disciplined enough to seek out internet access to keep you up to date whilst I'm on holiday. So in the manner of the Queens speech or any other lazy festive TV show- here's one I wrote in advance.
As long term readers will no doubt be aware I sit at home day after day, like an especially coveteous magpie desiring new and shiny things to feather my nest. So for your reading pleasure behold my wish list.
1. A large house with a maze.
2. A lifetime supply of free Vivienne Westwood Clothes.
3. A fleet of peacocks trained to follow me on command.
4. A gaggle of geishas.
5. Unlimited leisure time.
6. My own fully stocked library.
7. An i-pod.
8. My own pub.
9. Amsterdam. Yes all of it.
10. My own pond full of swans and ducks.
Cheerio
Posted by Clairwil
at 12:01 AM BST
Updated: 17/04/05 12:30 AM BST