The Pope, Courtney Love and Stupid Women.
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As I am sure you are all aware The Pope is dead, which given the state of the poor souls health is probably a blessing. I have to say the Vatican seem a bit stingy with the sick leave, forever propping an obviously frail and ill Pope up at windows to wave at the faithful.

Anyway overlooking the fact that I'm not a Catholic but am an atheist I'd like to share my nomination for the next pope with any Cardinals who may be reading. Gentlemen I give you Oscar Andres Rodriguez Maradiaga. He wears glasses which I always find reassuring in authority figures, believes in social justice and is nice to the other religions. I always feel oddly moved when different religious groups play nicely except when they unite to stop me watching porn, shagging,drinking or indulging in any of my other important rituals.

Moving on to earthly matters I see Courtney Love is to play the part of Linda Lovelace in a forthcoming movie. I always thought it was a shame the way Miss Lovelace was exploited, insulted, degraded and finally cynically dumped by the feminist movement once she outlived her usefulness as an anti-porn poster victim. Not that those in the porn industry behaved much better but then they never claimed to be doing anything other than making money and getting laid.

Whilst one doesn't wish to condone sexual assault I can't help laughing everytime I read about the allegedly shot at gun point Linda Lovelace dog porn episode, especially when you hear some feminist earnestly using it as an example of female exploitation. Female exploitation! At least she got paid, what did the poor dog get? And in any case I take the view that a fully grown adult is better placed to decide whether or not to star in a porno than a dog. Certainly they are more able to involve the authorities if a crime has been committed against them.

I hope Courtney is being well paid if they are planning to include the dog episode in the forthcoming biopic.

Now whilst I'm on a female idiocy roll I would like to draw your attention to an incident that occurred near my home. A work colleague informs me that a male acquaintance of her niece was attacked by a knife wielding waste of sperm and egg for no apparent reason a couple of weeks back. As a result he required 28 stitches and will be scarred for life. He is currently awaiting the results of tests for AIDS and Hepatitis C as the police suspect the culprit may have slashed someone else earlier. Now as both victim and attacker were male you may wonder how this relates to female idiocy.

Well as ever whenever a man is behaving like an out and out savage there is pussy. Unbelievably stupid, absurdly loyal, moronic, morally bankrupt pussy. You know I'm right. Peter Sutcliffe gets fan mail. Ian Brady wants to rape and murder children, oh look there's his glamorous assistant Myra Hindley. Fred and Rose West. I could go on.

Anyway to return to the story, just before the attack the attacker reached into his girlfriends bag to get his knife which she was carrying about for him like a psycho first lady standing by her man. I expect in the unlikely event the attacker is caught she will escape with a minor fine or caution instead of being clapped in irons and locked up.

I've ranted about this to several people some of whom have raised the possibility that she herself is a victim of violence at the hands of her vermin boyfriend. AAAAAAAAAH! A red rag to the Clairwil bull and I must CHAAAARGE! She is an adult over the age of consent, if she chooses to be in a violent relationship then thats up to her. It's no reason to assist her wanker boyfriend swan about the city slashing people. If she's scared of him she could go to a refuge. She could leave. She has options. Which is more than the poor sod he attacked has, if they feel like looking in the mirror and not seeing 28 stitches worth of scar tissue criss-crossing their face.

No in my view, the truth is she probably gets off on the danger and violence and should therefore be treated in the same way as anyone else who unreasonably inflicts their sexual impulses on individuals without their consent e.g paedophiles, rapists, flashers and the like. She encourages him for kicks. Lock her up!

Phew! I feel quite weak after that outpouring of rage. Still I'd be worse if I didn't read The Guardian.

Cheerio.